We had to do it.

1. Hitting on women

Expectation:

They imagine they’re always on like Don Juan.

Reality:

Everyone: *collective sigh*

2. Drinking Alcohol

Expectation:

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The embodiment of Old School, Animal House, and every Judd Apatow movie ever.

Reality:

Everyone is planning an intervention for them next week.

3. Threesomes

Expectation:

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Threesomes are awesome and they’re awesome for having them.

Reality:

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The disappointment and shame will last longer than they did.

4. Hazing

Expectation:

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Part of a grand and historic tradition.

Reality:

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The opposite of Batman.

5. Fashion

Expectation:

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Reality:

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6. Police

Expectation:

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The Gestapo just won’t let them have a good time.

Reality:

Rebels without a cause.

7. Rush Week

Expectation:

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We all want to join them.

Reality:

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By the end of the week, all of their fliers have given Mother Nature a paper cut.

8. Dancing

Expectation:

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Moves better than Jagger.

Reality:

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They are better off just not moving.

TL;DR Version

Expectation:

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Reality: