We had to do it.
1. Hitting on women
Expectation:
They imagine they’re always on like Don Juan.
Reality:
Everyone: *collective sigh*
2. Drinking Alcohol
Expectation:
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The embodiment of Old School, Animal House, and every Judd Apatow movie ever.
Reality:
Everyone is planning an intervention for them next week.
3. Threesomes
Expectation:
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Threesomes are awesome and they’re awesome for having them.
Reality:
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The disappointment and shame will last longer than they did.
4. Hazing
Expectation:
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Part of a grand and historic tradition.
Reality:
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The opposite of Batman.
5. Fashion
Expectation:
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Reality:
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6. Police
Expectation:
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The Gestapo just won’t let them have a good time.
Reality:
Rebels without a cause.
7. Rush Week
Expectation:
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We all want to join them.
Reality:
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By the end of the week, all of their fliers have given Mother Nature a paper cut.
8. Dancing
Expectation:
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Moves better than Jagger.
Reality:
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They are better off just not moving.
TL;DR Version
Expectation:
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Reality:
