Month: November 2011

Opinion

Even Expert Scoundrals Must Strategize to Maximize Booty

November 9, 2011 by Opinion Editor

Sometimes getting laid isn’t the problem; the problem is answering the booty call. No, I’m not talking about the girls who fight with themselves about their morals at 2:30 in the morning: “I’m not just a piece of ass! Well, he did t...

News

Vets, Protestors To Rally at Storke

November 9, 2011 by Marissa Wenzke

The UCSB Student Veterans Organization is hosting its Veterans’ Day celebration at noon today in Storke Plaza while student demonstrators congregate there to protest UC tuition hikes and budget cuts. The SVO’s event will open with an in...

News

Professor Compiles Satirical Play Book

November 9, 2011 by Vanessa Angiuli

UCSB French Professor and Theater Historian Jody Enders translated a dozen 15th and 16th century satirical plays from their original French transcriptions into English for a book depicting medieval European life. “The Farce of the Fart”...

News

City Officials Move to Enforce Tsunami Protocol

November 9, 2011 by Vanessa Angiuli

Santa Barbara City officials recently submitted a “TsunamiReady City” application to the National Weather Service for approval by early 2012. The city achieved a “StormReady” classification in August 2009 — designating the area ad...

Sports

Second Seeded Gauchos Set to Kick Off 2010 Postseason

November 9, 2011 by Brent Pella

The No. 10 UCSB men’s soccer team, currently ranked No. 2 in the league, will find itself in a familiar postseason position tonight when it hosts UC Davis in a Big West tournament semifinal match. This year is the fourth consecutive year ...