Month: October 2011

Sports

Green Advice for Green People: Letter From a Disgruntled Chris Johnson Owner

October 12, 2011 by Joshua Greenberg

You see, Chris Johnson? Do you see? This is why you don’t hold out for a better contract, you greedy asshole. For those of you who are unaware, Tennessee Titans star running back Chris Johnson, or CJ2K as he’d like to be called, missed ...

News

Grand Jury Backs Police Cameras

October 12, 2011 by Douglas Flanagan

The Santa Barbara County Grand Jury issued a report last Friday endorsing the purchase and installation of video cameras in local police patrol vehicles. The video recording equipment will siphon $250,000 of the county’s allocated police ...

News

Humanitarian Corps Begins Recruiting Drive

October 12, 2011 by Rilla Peng

The UCSB Global Brigades is recruiting student volunteers interested in undertaking projects providing vital services in underprivileged countries. The campus group is collaborating with its international division and mobilizing undergradua...

Opinion

When Early Morning Stealth Fails, Awkwardness Prevails

October 12, 2011 by Elizabeth Brooks

If you haven’t had the sheer terror of waking up in a bed that’s not your own, with your first thought being, “I need to get the fuck out of here,” then you haven’t lived. No, I kid, I kid. Bravo. For those of us keeping the slut ...

News

Alumni To Host Political Networking Event

October 11, 2011 by Carissa Quiambao

The UCSB Alumni Associaton will host several distinguished Gaucho graduates including 35th District Assemblymember Das Williams and State Senator Sam Blakesly at the Mosher Alumni House tonight from 6 to 8 p.m. The Alumni in Government Pane...