The Weatherhuman doesn’t really understand why every coffee shop in IV has decided to hold atrociously inconvenient summer hours. Ze isn’t much of a coffee drinker in the first place, but if a ‘human wants a goddamn frothy strawberry drink at 8:30p.m. you better not make hir buy that shit in a little glass bottle from Hooteez Goodeez.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Smirnoff Ice is the new strawberries n creme. What? Delicious.