Bikeless Vie for Deals on Used Wheels

Anyone who’s ever eyed a bike at the Community Service Organization impound lot can bid on the two-wheeler of their dreams at an auction today from 12 to 2 p.m.

Philanthropists Solicit SB’s Prettiest Portfolios

The Arts Fund Santa Barbara is seeking local artists to apply for the 21st annual Individual Artist Award Awards Program.

“Crow II” Flounders **

Takashi Miike is an incredibly talented filmmaker. He’s made about a dozen truly wonderful movies. Problem is, he’s made over 80 films in total. “Crow Zero II,” his latest endeavor, is a huge step up from its predecessor, but it is not one of his best.

I Deny Thee Thrice, Chocolate

You know, the Weatherhuman isn’t particularly religious, but fuck if I don’t wish I was.

City Gets Strategic in Erosion Battle

Even as the county works to haul in new sand at Goleta Beach, a proposal was outlined at a public information meeting Tuesday that would address the problem of erosion by simply allowing it to happen.

‘Chos Take Down Titans

They were playing on the road, getting worked on the glass and couldn’t buy a bucket from beyond the arc, but in the end, none of this even mattered. Led by a combined 36 points and 15 rebounds from sophomore swingmen James Nunnally and Orlando Johnson, the first-place Gauchos (15-8 overall, 10-3 Big West) pulled out a 73-65 win over third-place Cal State Fullerton (13-2, 7-6) in a back-and-forth battle last night.

Common Sense Curbs Craigslist Hocus Pocus

P.T. Barnum is credited with the saying, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” Ironically, it turns out he never actually said that. Instead, in an attempt to discredit him, another circus owner accused him of saying it in a newspaper article. Being the master showman, con artist — or politician, if you must — Barnum never denied it.

Bruins Bury Santa Barbara

The #8 UCSB men’s volleyball team (6-5 Mountain Pacific Sports Federation, 6-8 overall) fell short in its quest to complete a second three-game winning streak yesterday night, falling to #6 UCLA 3-1. The Bruins were too tough on defense and serving, defeating the injury-plagued Gauchos for the second time this season.

Info Session To Inform About A.S.

Spring Quarter means student government elections. Over the last several weeks, there has been a lot of resentment toward our student government, Associated Students, due to some allegations over the misuse of student fees.

WaveConnect Project Tests Tidal Energy

Crashing waves and rushing currents may become a power source for Santa Barbara County, following a new coastline study near Vandenberg Air Force Base.