Month: February 2010

Sports

Women’s Update

February 10, 2010 by Austin Pardo

The UCSB women's tennis team had no problem defeating CSU Bakersfield in a home match on Sunday, winning easily with a score of 7-0. The Gauchos were well-rested and ready to go, as their Saturday match against Fresno Pacific was postponed ...

Opinion

Avoid Valentine’s Day Blues Isla Vista Style

February 10, 2010 by Opinion Editor

Take cover, children. Cupid will be here in just four days, and he is covered in heart-shaped boils ejaculating chocolate-flavored pus. Based on my past several Valentine's Days, this diaper-clad angel can and will infect innocent civilians...

News

SB Converts Grease to Energy

February 10, 2010 by Natalie Rehkopf

Fat and grease will soon turn into a source of electrical power for Santa Barbara thanks to a new waste management plan.

Sports

SB Forks Tritons, Clips Claremont

February 10, 2010 by Joshua Greenberg

Back in action for the first time since winning the Women's Division Intercollegiate Associates National Title last season, the UCSB women's lacrosse team wasted no time in proving that they have not lost a step from last season. The Gaucho...

News