AQB found the following on fourlokostories.com. It’s from Mike S.: “Had four cans of loko and offered a 5 year extension to Donovan McNabb. Thanks Loko.”
Well, shit. AQB only got kicked out of Sandbar.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Taurus
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Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
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June 21 - July 22
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
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July 23 - August 22
Drunk for 24 hours
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August 23 - September 22
Bagel crawl
Libra
September 23 - October 22
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
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October 23 - November 21
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
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November 22 - December 21
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December 22 - January 19
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
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January 20 - February 18
Graduate
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February 19 - March 20
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
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