So… IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! Good ol’ 4/20. You know, people handle pot in a lot of different ways. Some giggle a lot, many snack too much, a few just veg on the couch and watch “Oprah” reruns on Oxygen all day, and I even had one guy confess his undying love, but me? Oh, no. I do none of the above. Instead, I become the SUPERhuman. yes, the Supherhuman is my alternate identity, and my only weakness is California marijuana law. Challenge me if you dare.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: “Why does it reek of skunk?” “Sorry, Chancellor Yang. That’s not skunk.”