So, Ryanair is thinking of charging their passengers about a euro (like a buck fifty) to use the plane’s bathroom. Really? I mean, the damn flight attendants are shoving food and drinks down your mouth the whole time, and they expect you to NOT have to use the potty? They claim it’s a sanitation issue (they want passengers to use terminal restrooms instead), but we all know what this is. You have to pay to leave them a shit. You give and you give, and what do you get? Nothing. (Well, other than relief.)

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Tip of the day: Bring an extra euro into the stall with you, just in case they decide to go all Mexico on your ass and charge for toilet paper.