Hey, while you were busy whining about how Where the Wild Things Are was your absolute most favorite childhood book ever and how the movie ruined it, your registration window for Winter opened, and closed. Well, probably not, but consider yourself warned. Besides, if you don’t get on that soon, you’re gonna miss out on some real gems. Representations of Sexuality in Modern Japan, anyone? Upper division! No pre-req’s! Harajuku girls! You can finally cultivate that thing you have for Asians without looking like the supercreep that you so, so are!

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The ‘human will always have your best, most closeted interests at heart.