Do you ever go to sleep hoping you’ll wake up inside that mind-bending, McDonald’s-funded anti-drug film, starring every goddamn cartoon character that’s ever graced the silver screen? You know, the one where the Ninja Turtles and Winnie the Pooh come together in thwarting the evils of marijuana use? This wait is killing me.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: Shia LaBeouf stars as Kermit the Frog in a live-action remake.
Choked by their cap tassel during a graduation photoshoot
Accidentally daps the Chancellor up as they receive their diploma
Decided to skip commencement to go day drink on Del Playa
Ugly crying so hard they drown out "Pomp and Circumstance"
Posing on stage like there's a model scout in the audience (there was)
Can't make it up the steps due to the sheer amount of cords, stoles, and leis
Couldn't decide on a grad dress so they showed up in pajamas under their gown
Showed up to commencement high and suffering from horrendous munchies
Somehow juggling the 15 ceremonies required for their triple major
Graduated with a 5 year plan, chronic anxiety, and a great internship
Reading Kafka in the audience in hopes of an honorary English degree
had their graduation photos taken in the lagoon to be different
Replacement
The weather is not good this year. it lacks the wit that it had last year and i think it should be replaced
Yes
I agree with Joe Johnson.
Please
What happened to last year’s weather human???? even the worst ones from last year are better then this year’s best