Do you ever go to sleep hoping you’ll wake up inside that mind-bending, McDonald’s-funded anti-drug film, starring every goddamn cartoon character that’s ever graced the silver screen? You know, the one where the Ninja Turtles and Winnie the Pooh come together in thwarting the evils of marijuana use? This wait is killing me.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Shia LaBeouf stars as Kermit the Frog in a live-action remake.