“Sam’s To Go is out of Miller Lite.”
-Manny Ruiz
(fourth-year law & society major)

“Last night, a guy threw a beer bottle at me then ran away.”
-Brian Hanney
(SBCC student)

“They promised construction would be done before school started. They promised it would be started by July 1. They’re lying sacks of liquid crap.”
-Tom Leu
(owner, I.V. Drip)

“Customers who order frappuccinos, especially caramel.”
-Maureen Martinez
(fourth-year biology major; Starbucks barista)

“I don’t want to piss my friends off too much when I kick their ass at Tuesday Trivia at Woodstocks.”
-Chip Badley
(second-year English and black studies major)