MSNBC projected that Obama would win Wisconsin last night with 0% of the precincts reporting. ZERO. Not a single vote had been counted and they told us who would win! Pretty impressive, but it sure as hell put a cramp in my Primary Party. Luckily Obama added some spice to the night by starting his victory speech while Hillary was still speaking, thus forcing all the networks to pull her speech off the air and switch to his. Kind of a dick move, but I suppose you can do whatever you want when you’ve won 10 primaries in a row. Looks like Hillary’s stuck between Barack and a hard place from here on out.
Wednesday’s Forecast: Don’t even try to steal that line. “Stuck between Barack and a hard place” is officially trademarked by the Weatherhuman. I’m gonna get paaaaaaiiiid…
Ahhh! Can’t stand the pun-ishment!
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. With nothing to do, I went to the circus. It was in tents! There I met a sea captain that didn’t like crew cuts. He told me that when a whale dies, they would all sing a melancholy song. It goes, "whale meat again…"
Oh weatherhuman, Mark…
Will the hilarity never end?