Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
The Good Place: Feels like they’re living in an alternate reality
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
How I Met Your Mother: Hardcore romantic
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Big Mouth: They have one
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Jane the Virgin: Cries at every episode
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Schitt’s Creek: Narcissist
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Modern Family: Claire Dunphy-esque Google Calendar
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Friends: Also has 10 seasons worth of lore
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Community: Describes their friend group
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Sex and The City: Thinks they’re Carrie Bradshaw
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
The Office: Dwight Schrute tendencies
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Arrested Development: Also likes embezzling money
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
New Girl: Has a drawer full of glitter and ribbon like Jess
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