A man was sentenced to 15 months in jail for punching ManU manager Alex Ferguson in the jewels. Good. If there’s one thing that everyone should learn, its that you never harm a man’s frank or his beans.
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THE SIGNS AS BANNED, CHALLENGED OR CENSORED BOOKS by Kira Logan
Aries
March 21 - April 19
"To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
“Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“Slaughterhouse-Five” by Kurt Vonnegut
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“The Giver” by Lois Lowry
Leo
July 23 - August 22
“The Handmaid’s Tale” by Margaret Atwood
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
“The Perks of Being a Wallflower” by Stephen Chbosky
Libra
September 23 - October 22
“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
“Wicked” by Gregory Maguire
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
“The Bell Jar” by Sylvia Plath
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
"The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
“1984” by George Orwell
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“Lord of the Flies” by William Golding
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