This Weathercoupon good for one meal at the “2007 Cookout Protest,” hosted by the ‘human and held across the way from the anti-nuclear weapons hunger strikers/people in need of a crash diet posing as hunger strikers. Meal includes steak, cooked rare from the meat of a rare animal, grilled and seasoned kabobs with hearty vegetables and more red meat, three-layer chocolate cake filled with raspberry jelly and mint frosting, and a drink.

Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human dedicates its next week to fighting anorexia/denial.