It’s raining.
And today is the one day this year I’ll make an honest-to-god forecast. It’s like Christmas, the one day of the year you have to like your relatives. Or Valentine’s Day, the one day you have to be romantic. Or Guy Fawkes Day, the one day of the year you remember why the American Revolution worked, because we’re not British.

Thursday’s Forecast: It’s not raining.

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