So there has been a lot of talk in the media dubbing the Academy Award given to “Crash,” an “upset.” How the hell can a movie upset another movie? Did “Crash” have a lousy starting five or an un-intimidating post game? Please, save the “upset” talk during March until it’s due. Silly Hollywood.

Tuesday’s forecast: The ‘human pulls a real upset, and beats the 20 percent chance of showers and gives UCSB a downpour, giving the ‘human good reason to skip class.