Damn that Kobe Bryant for upstaging the ‘human on Sunday night. Doesn’t number eight know that the ‘human is the supreme being in the universe? But 81 points? Gadzooks! Bryant must have sneaked some of the ‘human’s magical, and medicinal …, greenies before the game, therefore taking on its weatherlike godliness.

Tuesday’s forecast: The ‘human one-ups Bryant’s feat by performing the I.V. loop and urinating 81 times. The weatherorgan has its advantages, you know. Think about it.