I just found out today that the Sciggity Scat Man has died. Apparently, this happened several scaggety years ago, but that does not detract from the skiddity-magnitude of such a tragedy. The Scat man was a hero to miggity-many and a wonder to all. The ‘human will miss him dearly…diggity skiggity.

Thursday’s forecast: Rest in Piggity Peace, master of scat.