Halloween is fast approaching and the ‘human still has no idea what it’s going to be for Halloween. Conventional wisdom suggests the ‘human will have the most unique, witty and hilarious costume out there, but history suggests I’ll be a ghost again.

Friday’s forecast: The ‘human needs your help. E-mail it at VagueIsMyName@aol.com if you have any ideas. The winner wins the knowledge of the ‘human’s true identity.