A “liger” – the combination of a lion and tiger – is a real thing and is, according to the director of conservation at the Minnesota Zoo, “the production of freaks by people who have freaky minds.” Hmmph. We’ll see who’s a freak once my pet Fluffy goes on a mauling spree in the Minneapolis suburbs.
Wednesday’s forecast: A magical mauling spree.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
