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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
The Good Place: Feels like they’re living in an alternate reality
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
How I Met Your Mother: Hardcore romantic
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Big Mouth: They have one
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Jane the Virgin: Cries at every episode
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Schitt’s Creek: Narcissist
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Modern Family: Claire Dunphy-esque Google Calendar
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Friends: Also has 10 seasons worth of lore
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Community: Describes their friend group
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Sex and The City: Thinks they’re Carrie Bradshaw
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
The Office: Dwight Schrute tendencies
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Arrested Development: Also likes embezzling money
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
New Girl: Has a drawer full of glitter and ribbon like Jess
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