Heyyyyyyy kids! Wouldn’t you like to feel as if you had a say in student government? Now you can feel as if you do! A.S. is accepting suggestions for its top five goals for the school year at ninat@as.ucsb.edu (see Tuesday’s Nexus). If enough people suggest they declare bankruptcy and flee to Argentina to evade creditors, they will have no choice but to be very annoyed. Political types tend to do their best work while ornery – for example, the American Revolution, or King Henry VIII.

Wednesday’s forecast: In response to student suggestions, A.S. forms the Committees on Relocation Procedures, Beheading Awareness and Committee Formation, and is then replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger.