Has Bush stirred up God’s divine wrath? Some Internet sites are saying that Hurricanes Charley, Frances and Ivan directly hit only those Florida counties that voted for Bush in 2000. It’s an interesting yet false observation.

But that doesn’t mean God isn’t pissed about something. Hurricanes have closed Disney World three times this year – the second, third and fourth times the resort has closed in its 33-year history. God may be indifferent to politics, but He’s howling with fury over all those pagan magical fairies… not to mention the phallic tower on the cover of “The Little Mermaid.”

Monday’s forecast: Splash Mountain is no longer the only ride on which “you may get wet.”