So I’m sure people are all a-twitter about the Friends finale. I think it might be a while before another sitcom that big comes along. People today want reality in their TV, and shows like Friends don’t bring it. If you had three single guys and girls really living across the hall from each other for the last decade, there would have been murders by now.

And Ross would have gotten punched in the face at least 75 times.

Friday’s forecast: The guy who played Joey starts a reality show where contestants see how many times they can punch him in the back of the head before he notices.