And you, too, Nexus? I see that my own newspaper has chosen not to endorse me for A.S. President. I could have used my inside influence to secure the paper’s vote, but that would have required discarding the values upon which democracy is founded, as well as staying awake throughout the endorsement meeting. And I was unwilling to do one of those things.

The staff said they worried that if I were President, I wouldn’t react quickly in times of crisis. I guess that’s because I didn’t wake up during the whole time it took them to write “Arrogant Bastard” across my forehead.

Monday’s forecast: Or maybe it’s because I showed up at work the next day and it was still there.