Wow, another correction. If we don’t quit fucking up, I’m never going to have enough space to tell a joke again. Please hold your applause.
Monday’s forecast: A cheap one-liner, because nothing else will fit. The Pentagon is calling Iraq War II “Operation Resolute Sword.” A fine name, I think – for a Viagra substitute.
Penis joke. Ha ha. Funny. Enjoy the correction.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
