On Correction days I like to point out things in the community that I feel need correcting.
Isla Vista is ridiculously dry right now, and I’m not talking about lack of rain. Get your act together, slangers.
Wednesday’s forecast: The weatherhuman regrets when supply doesn’t equal demand.
A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
