Have you seen these late-night commercials hawking Vermont Teddy Bears? The commercials promise top-quality stuffed bears, “actually made in Vermont.”
Why the fuck would I care if they are made in Vermont? Since when is Vermont known for teddy bears? I’ve always associated Vermont with… uh…
Wednesday’s forecast: If those bears were from Delaware I would have ordered a dozen.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
