Can you believe the balls on NBC? A week after CBS causes super-frenzy by showing Janet’s boob for a split second, the Peacock answers with the most vulgar thing they can come up with: An hour long close-up of Bush.

Yeah, that was a cheap joke. Yeah, I can’t limit my presidential shit talking to his vaginal name. There are too many other good reasons to bust on the guy, the fucking dick.

Tuesday’s forecast: The first person to email the weatherhuman and identify every naughty word or double entendre stuffed in today’s box gets… nothing. You get to roll the paper up and slap yourself silly with it. You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Sicko.