College kinda hurts. We at the Hot Line know this pain.
We share it.
And like many of you, we often take it upon ourselves to numb the pain and drive off the horrors of this cut-throat university life.
Some doctors just don’t seem to understand that the pain is very real.
So we will continue depending on legal substances like booze and smokes for our daily needs, hitting up the black market as needed.
If you’re not the adventurous type, you might try exercise, meditation or Jesus.

Drink of the Week

Pain Killer #1
– 3 oz. Pusser’s
– 3 oz. coconut
– splash orange
– nutmeg

Fill a 12 oz. glass with ice. Pour Pusser’s rum, coconut cream, pineapple juice and a good splash of orange juice. Shake well. Sprinkle with nutmeg.
Anything with the proper proportions of nutmeg can’t be that bad, right?

Aldous Huxley Self-Medicates Wtih Mescaline

“On the other hand, it had always seemed to me possible that, through hypnosis, for example, or auto-hypnosis, by means of systematic meditation, or else by taking the appropriate drug, I might so change my ordinary mode of consciousness as to be able to know, from the inside, what the visionary, the medium, even the mystic were talking about.”
– The Doors of Perception