“My right leg is three inches shorter than my left.”
– Nate Brener
junior
geology

“I’m revolted by the inferior quality of American mayonnaise.”

– Jordy Dykstra
junior
global studies

“I keep getting e-mail that’s addressed to a different Umail account and it’s all spam. I don’t care if you have a tiny penis and are interested in purchasing tiny home cameras. Go away.”
– Erica Yoon
sophomore
religious studies

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