I was watching the CNN coverage of the Michael Jackson situation. I know, it’s stupid, it’s sensational and only an idiot would care about it. But enough about CNN.

Well, not quite enough. They had a segment – “How do you talk to your kids about the Michael Jackson situation?” A valid question. You want kids to understand, but you don’t want to frighten them, and you don’t want to say anything unpleasant. Still, I think the best way to go about it would be, “Stay the fuck away from Michael Jackson!”

Friday’s forecast: Was that a cheap shot? I’m sorry. I’ve never kicked a man when he was down. But I’ve never known a man who was down …
you know, for that.