“Food at Ortega [Dining Commons]. It’s just nasty. The simple solution would be to make better food.”

– Roberto Diwa
freshman
political science

“I’ve got a massive fucking hangover. That’s what’s on my mind right now. Plus I have a geology midterm tomorrow morning.”

– Phil Saleen
senior
chemistry

“People throwing up all over the sink [in San Miguel Residence Hall]. They try to wash it out and they can’t and it’s there forever.”

– Ben Foxworthy
freshman
computer science

“I’m visiting and I heard that one in 20 of the females around here have an STD. I don’t have to say why that’s a problem, but that’s just what I heard.”

– Ricky Denoda
San Jose, Calif.

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