Weatherfriend 1: “They’re opening a new statistics department.”
Weatherfriend 2: “We don’t have one?”
Weatherfriend 1: “Yes, but we’re starting another one.”
Weatherfriend 2: “Wait, statistics? I mean is that really signifigant?”
Weatherhuman: “Well, that’s what they’re going to measure”
Friday’s Forecast: Yes, I’ve been waiting for years to make a statistics joke.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
