Weatherfriend 1: “They’re opening a new statistics department.”

Weatherfriend 2: “We don’t have one?”

Weatherfriend 1: “Yes, but we’re starting another one.”

Weatherfriend 2: “Wait, statistics? I mean is that really signifigant?”

Weatherhuman: “Well, that’s what they’re going to measure”

Friday’s Forecast: Yes, I’ve been waiting for years to make a statistics joke.