Time flies- except when you’re in lecture. Then it lurches like a maimed chicken. Every day when I walk into class, I see how long I can avoid looking at the weatherwatch. I usually get through 15 or 20 minutes. Then I sneak a peek and I’m screwed. I sit and glance at it every three minutes while the class stretches out to eternity.

Tuesday’s forecast: Don’t worry about the time – You’re never getting out.