This House is Clean

It’s here: the last real Friday of the quarter. Students across campus will soon go grudgingly from hitting the bottle to hitting the books.

The onset of dead week is a great psychology experiment. Distractions multiply and things that never mattered before become suddenly fascinating.

I believe that students fall into two basic groups: There are those who would rather clean than study and those who would rather study than clean.

You can tell who’s who by the condition of their rooms.

Friday’s forecast: A rash of drunkenly trashed houses followed by a week of careful cleaning.