There’s a preponderence of dry, discarded Christmas tree corpses all along the sidewalks of Pasado. What’s a prank-loving weatherhuman to do? It’s the Evergreen Ding-Dong ditch. Cart one of these formerly festive holiday icons to a friend’s windowless front door. Prop the tree at a steep angle, knock twice, and split. Thursday’s forecast: Sunny with a 100 percent chance of getting pokey pine needles in the face if the Weatherhuman doesn’t like you.