The Bootzilla Five-Point Plan

Point 1: The eerie similarities between “You Know You’re Right” and Weekend at Bernie’s. Two living guys sponging off a dead guy.

Point 2: Winona Ryder goes to trial. Free Winona! Rally in Storke Plaza at noon.

Point 3: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Evil dwells in the Playstation of all men.

Point 4: “Hey, you guys should try to slag McSweeney’s at least once an issue.” Okay.

Point 5: Falling right smack in the middle of fall sweeps’ marketing demographic. It’s the whole fucking month of goddamn fucking November.