Editor, Daily Nexus,
I would like you to know that I personally enjoy Sarah Kent’s sex columns. I actually look forward to them. I do find it puzzling that anyone can really take offense to what she writes about, especially since she has neither slandered nor mentioned any UCSB students. (But I am a simple man.)
Thanks again for your efforts to keep me and my peers entertained. Keep up the good work. “The Wednesday Hump” has at least one fan here.