Editor, Daily Nexus,
I would like you to know that I personally enjoy Sarah Kent’s sex columns. I actually look forward to them. I do find it puzzling that anyone can really take offense to what she writes about, especially since she has neither slandered nor mentioned any UCSB students. (But I am a simple man.)
Thanks again for your efforts to keep me and my peers entertained. Keep up the good work. “The Wednesday Hump” has at least one fan here.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
