So the T-Wolves stiffed me again? They couldn’t even make it close, getting off scot-free in three games to the red-hot Mavs.

The Wolves probably used their sixth consecutive whipping in the first round to hop on the first flight out of the Minnesota tundra to sandy beaches with surf bunnies and cocktails topped off with a dash of lime and tiny umbrellas. Way to go, fellas.

I’m through laying all my cards on teams that don’t perform. The Cubs haven’t won anything since Rickey Henderson lost his first tooth. And the Cubbies aren’t going to win anything in my lifetime.

The Northwestern football team can’t win a bowl game. The university has also been afflicted by the recent deaths of former safety Rashidi Wheeler and former men’s basketball Head Coach Ricky Byrdsong.

The Bulls are in NBA purgatory. The White Sox aren’t much better with Jos