Rich people have the best parties. Sometimes they need help, though, which is where we come in.

This Saturday, the Daily Nexus is pleased to announce the first annual Billionaire Beach Blanket Babylon BBQ. We’re holding it on a strip of public beach below the bluffs of Wendy McCaw’s 25-acre Hope Ranch fiefdom. McCaw, the filthy-stinking-rich owner of the News-Press and a shrill veget-arian, wants to close off public access to the beach.

Friday’s forecast: See this week’s Hot Line for directions or e-mail .