Congratulations, you made it! The end of week 10! Just a Dead Week and some tests left.

Let me guess: the days took eons, but the weeks went by in a flash. Let me guess: You didn’t study, but you’ll do just fine anyway. Let me guess: Approximately 3.2 seconds after you leave your last final you won’t give a shit about whether you tanked the exam or not because you’ve got that six-pack of Guiness in the fridge and a bag of marbles in your desk drawer.

Friday’s Forecast: Some early celebration, some late procrastination and a lot of brutish nonsense.