That Sucks

At approximately 11:58 p.m. on Friday, September 28, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 19-year-old male sitting on a fence holding a red keg cup. As officers approached the suspect, he attempted to get rid of the beer, but he poured it onto the officer’s pants and boots.

The officers observed symptoms of alcohol intoxication and gave him a “minor in possession” citation.

The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

Yeah, I’m a Local

At approximately 1:09 a.m., on Friday, September 28, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Sabado Tarde Road observed an 18-year-old male urinating on a fence.

The suspect then “weaved away” and bounced off a telephone pole. Officers approached the suspect and asked him where he was going. The suspect said he was going home to “1010 Trigo,” an address officers knew does not exist. The suspect then said he was on “DP.”

Officers determined the suspect could not care for himself and placed him under arrest for public intoxication. He was transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

You’re No Van Halen

At approximately 2:10 a.m. on Sunday, September 30, IVFP officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 20-year-old male passed out on a couch in a parking lot.

The suspect had urinated in his pants and was slow to respond to the officers trying to wake him. The officers asked the suspect why he urinated in his pants and received no response. The officers asked the suspect if he knew where he was and the suspect responded, “Right here.” The officers then asked if he knew where he was staying and the suspect responded, “Right here.” The suspect was slurring his words and his breath gave off a strong odor of alcohol.

He was arrested for public intoxication and transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

The Other Thomas Brother

At approximately 2:45 a.m. on Sunday, September 30, IVFP officers patrolling the 6500 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 19-year-old male having trouble keeping his balance while walking.

The officers approached the suspect and asked him where he was going. The suspect gave hand directions and said, “Down that way a little bit, then down that way a little bit – it’s on Mesa.”

The suspect’s speech was slurred and officers determined he was intoxicated.

He was arrested for public intoxication and transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

Cruise Missile Control

At approximately 12:14 a.m. on Sunday, September 30, IVFP officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive heard people at a party calling out to a 22-year-old male leaving a party.

The subjects said, “You’re going to get a drunk in public.” Officers approached the suspect and noticed he was intoxicated. The suspect was placed under arrest and became angry. He began yelling at the officers and said, “I build missiles for this country and you’re arresting me? I make more money than you and this is nothing.”

The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and was transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

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