I’m so proud.

One my very own Weathercorrespondents, Conor Buckley, won my annual Freak Show award for taping himself to the Music Building yesterday.

Like all admirable freak displays, the cops had to intervene before it got out of hand.

One of the officers told the Weathercorrespondent, “You can’t be here. You need to clear it with someone in the music department if you want to be taped to the building.”

Hmmmm. It sounds to me like the cop was citing a specific campus rule that prohibits people from taping themselves to buildings.

Who says student government never gets anything done?

Wednesday’s forecast: Clear skies, but you’ll feel the heat’s wrath if you even think about taping yourself to Storke Tower.