Well, the results are in, and I didn’t win.

But really, who is going to elect a candidate who is neither here nor there, nor anywhere except in the three-and-a-half inches at the bottom of Page 2?

Sixty people, that’s who.

The Weatherticket was the single most popular executive write-in this year, no thanks to the sign hunters. Victorino was initially disappointed before I pointed out student apathy (22 percent turnout) and reminded him that 60 write-ins are equivalent to at least 15 percent of the vote had the Weatherticket been on the ballot. He thrusted happily.

To the 60 beautiful fans who chose the Weatherticket for the A.S. popularity contest, I salute you.

Thursday’s forecast: Salud.