Piss With Glee on the SUV
At approximately 11:20 p.m. on Saturday, Jan. 27, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 900 block of Pardall Road observed an 18-year-old male urinating on a new Ford Explorer in the Burger King parking lot.
The suspect attempted to hurry off when he noticed the officers; however, they were able to detain him. The suspect admitted to urinating on the vehicle, which was not his own. It was clear to the officers the suspect could not answer the officer’s questions due to his level of intoxication.
The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and urinating in public and transported to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.
Give Me That Baton, Big Boy
At approximately 12:20 a.m. on Saturday, Jan. 27, IVFP officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive were walking away from a male pedestrian when a 20-year-old female grabbed and pulled the officer’s collapsible baton in its holster on the officer’s side.
The officers contacted the suspect and began to issue a verbal warning for her poor sense of judgment. When officers asked where she resided, the suspect said she lived four houses down the street, on the 6500 block.
Due to the fact that the officers and suspect were on the 6600 block of DP and the suspect’s extreme level of impairment, the officers determined the suspect was unable to care for her own safety.
The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and transported to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where she was housed, pending sobriety.
It’s Just Safer Against the Fence
At approximately 2:30 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 28, IVFP officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive observed a 21-year-old male leaning against a fence.
When officers contacted the suspect and asked him where he was or how he was getting home, he did not know. When the suspect moved away from the fence, he was unable to maintain his balance by himself.
The officers determined the suspect was not a danger to anyone else, however could not care for himself. While at the IVFP station, the suspect vomited several times in a bucket and on himself.
The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and transported to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.
Philosophical Regrets of an Underage Delinquent
At approximately 12:50 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 28, IVFP officers patrolling the 6500 block of Sabado Tarde Road observed an 18-year-old female holding a red plastic cup.
The suspect was standing in a public access parking lot and appeared to be under the legal drinking age. As the officers attempted to contact the suspect, she walked into the kitchen of an apartment and put her cup in a large popcorn bowl, and walked back outside.
The cup was retrieved and the suspect was asked to sit on the curb. As the officers began to issue the suspect a citation for minor in possession of alcohol, she continuously tried to stand up and confront the officers.
The suspect began calling the officers names and refused to cooperate. Upon being arrested and transported to the IVFP station, the suspect continually said, “Where am I? What am I doing here? This isn’t supposed to happen to me.”
The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and transported to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where she was housed, pending sobriety.
-Compiled by Jennifer B. Siverts from Isla Vista Foot Patrol Reports
