Sports
The Pats were in The Big Easy to play football, not to twirl off a famous jazz number. They made their victory over the St. Louis Rams look like bobbing for apples in a Vermont orchard.
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The UCSB men's basketball team lost its second straight game, falling 40-37 against Idaho on Saturday night at Moscow.
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The Gauchos were only able to take one of their three games this weekend in their season opening series against Loyola Marymount.
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Springtime is still on the distant horizon, but baseball season is underway. Unfortunately, for the UCSB baseball team, the only things that were colder than the January air on Thursday afternoon were...
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The Gauchos found themselves shivering outside the Dee Glen Smith Spectrum after an agonizing defeat in Logan, Utah.
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The No. 7 UCSB men's volleyball team ended its two-game slide Wednesday night in Los Angeles, pounding No. 14 USC in four games by a score of 30-20, 30-24, 23-30, 30-22.
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The UCSB softball team looks to kick off the season this weekend on its home turf with New Mexico State, Illinois-Chicago and Loyola Marymount to participate in the UCSB Early Bird Tournament.
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The rugged trek through the Big West continues for the UCSB men's basketball team on unquestionably its roughest road trip every season: the Utah-Idaho swing.
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The UCSB men's and women's swim teams took on Big West rival Pacific for their final regular season swim meet on a cold and rainy Saturday morning in Stockton.
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Flashy swingers who step up to the plate to either strike out or score big in front of a roaring crowd of beer-swilling spectators normally conjures dim memories on D.P.
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Only three meets into the season, Santa Barbara has already lost two vital contributors due to serious injuries. But if that has dampened the team's spirits, it sure hasn't show up in the scorebook.
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After losing recent battles in faraway lands, the UCSB men's volleyball team will now go to war with the Trojans and try to steer clear of the swell of the Waves.
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The UCSB men's volleyball team coasted into the weekend with sails mounted high and staffed by a tenacious crew, ready for uncharted waters. However, the Gauchos' forecast failed to predict the twin s...
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Though every team would love to rack up wins early in the season, the UCSB men's gymnastics team is more eager improve its skills and make progress.
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It wasn't a "tournament," it wasn't a "four-way," and it wasn't a "get together." Call it what you want, but the bottom line is that when the UCSB men's tennis team returned home Sunday night, it had ...
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
